Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Sporting heroes of the day
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sporting heroines of the weekend
Lizzie Armitstead won the silver medal in the women's road race.
Rebecca Adlington won the bronze medal in the 400m freestyle swimming.
As for that Opening Ceremony...amazing scenery and choreography. I didn't see any live animals or the cottage with the smoking chimney. Not convinced about the NHS feature. Children's literature could have been better portrayed. Arctic Monkeys: why? Grime Rap: not my bag. Loved the filmed parts: the countdown, the Queen and James Bond and Mr Bean. What did you think?
Friday, July 27, 2012
Bad joke of the day
"Sure," answered the model, "Do you need a lift?"
"Not for me," said the man. "I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," replied the model. The chimpanzees were strapped into the back of the model's car and off they went.
Five hours later the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when, to his horror, he saw the model walking down the street holding the hands of the two chimpanzees, much to the amusement of a large crowd. With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you $100 to take the chimps to the zoo."
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sporting heroine of the day
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Oh frabjous day!
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Letter of the day
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Brain teaser of the day
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Thursday, July 05, 2012
Office dress code
Summer is actually coming to the UK soon….or so I have heard.
Well, although I do love summer, it is time to remind you a little bit about the company’s dress code.
1. Underwear is to be worn UNDER clothes – keep them hidden
2. See through tops – after six and out of the office premises
3. Shorts/mini-skirts/hot pants – Only allowed if you are under 16 years old
4. Flip flops – the havaianas ones or beach wear (rubber ones) are against health and safety policy
5. Vest tops – Sorry…too many cardiac arrests last night…it was a NHS request
Friday dress downs – Please apply the same principal with your jeans, trainers and t-shirts. Ensure your jeans – if ripped – does not show too much flesh.
Cartoon of the day
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
RIP Eric Sykes
Bad joke of the day: An older man goes into the pub, looking sad. A woman asks him if he’s okay. “I’m worried about my hearing” he says. She says” I’m a faith healer, let me help” She cups her hands over his ears and prays. The she says “Are you still worried about your hearing?” He says “Yes. It’s next Tuesday.”