Thursday, April 22, 2010

Bitchy joke of the day

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving. '
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Cherie.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.
The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie. '

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow!''


Blogger Eurodog said...

Keep them coming, WW.

9:53 am  
Blogger kinglear said...

Now now, you know she's from Liverpool...

5:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is very amusing indeed !!

Worth the price of admission by itself !!

10:52 pm  
Blogger Ellee Seymour said...

It's that time in all our lives ...

4:43 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

This joke came from Liverpool, KL

7:47 am  

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