Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Bad joke of the day

A group of chaps, all 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they’d meet at Ocean View restaurant because of the pretty waitresses.

Ten years later, aged 50, the friends decided to have another lunch. Finally it was agreed they’d meet at Ocean View restaurant because the food and service were good and the wine list excellent.

Ten years later, aged 60, the friends again discussed where they’d have lunch. Finally it was agreed they’d meet at Ocean View because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

Ten years later, aged 70, the friends decided to have another lunch. Finally it was agreed they’d meet at Ocean View because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.

Ten years later, aged 80, the friends again discussed where they’d have lunch. Finally it was agreed they’d meet at Ocean View because they’d never been there before.

3 Comments:

Blogger Angus said...

Not so much a joke as a reflection of reality !

8:00 am  
Anonymous Portinari said...

OK WW welcome home. I served the old Sultan so very many years ago when but one European woman was allowed into the Sultanate. She was the rather formidable wife of the British commander of the Sultan's Force. A Lance Sergeant attached to the Force was so terrified by her that despite our best endeavours he addressed her all the time as 'Sir'. Also all were obliged to carry lanterns at night in Muscat town itself. I could tell you much - but. All success with the gravadlax.

10:41 am  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

I said it was bad, Angus: sorry!

LOL Portinari & thank you

5:30 pm  

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