Friday, February 22, 2013

Love is...

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

In court the judge asked her, "What did you steal?"

"A can of peaches," she replied.

When asked why, she said she had been hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

"Six," she said.

"Then I will give you six days in jail," the judge concluded.

The woman's husband then stood up.

"She also stole a can of peas!" he exclaimed.


Anonymous kinglear said...

I have a cousin living in New Zealand who is 87. Through the week he lives in his own house. On Friday nights he decamps to the local old folks home which is only populated with older women. He stays there until Monday morning. He says the place is a hotbed of sexual tension with all the ladies vying for his "attentions". I can only think the gentleman in the story above was looking for a bit of respite......

10:41 am  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

lol KL

12:16 pm  

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