An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
In court the judge asked her, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches," she replied.
When asked why, she said she had been hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
"Six," she said.
"Then I will give you six days in jail," the judge concluded.
The woman's husband then stood up.
"She also stole a can of peas!" he exclaimed.