Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Limerick of the day

There was a young curate from Kew
Who kept a tom cat in a pew
He taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got further than mu

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm.. I shall refrain from sharing with you the story of the young lady from Ealing...

12:16 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winchester - I can't help but think that somewhere in the 'dreaming spires' of academia your doppelganger is wondering why they are stuck in a university lecturer's position when they could be a 'mistress of the universe' for a well known hedge fund - I feel that finding that equally frustrated person could be the key to your future health and happiness..

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, two cats are stuck on a sloping tin roof. Which one falls off first ?
The one with the lowest mu..

12:20 pm  
Blogger Whispering Walls said...

A English cat and a French cat are swimming in a cross-Channel race. The English cat's called "One, two, three" and the French one's called "Un, deux trois". Which was the winner?...The English one of course because "Un, deux, trois" cat sank.

12:45 pm  

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