Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Scottish jokes of the day

"I think of myself as a monster first and Scottish second" (Banx, today's FT)

A survey of Glaswegians asked if Scotland should change its currency. Nine out of ten said, "Naw, we should keep the Giro." (Rhona Cameron)


Anonymous kinglear said...

No no - Glaswegian currency is the deep fried mars bar, the pack of 20 fags and the bottles of Eldorado or Lanliq - and of course Buckfast - from one who knows....
Incidentally, 85% of all Buckie sales are in an area centred on Carfin near Motherwell that extends about 15 miles....

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