Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Nonagenarian of the day

My 91 year old aunt went to the hospital for her pre-cataract operation assessment.
"What medication are you on?" asked the doctor.
"None. I bet you haven't heard that reply today!" she said.
"I haven't heard that reply for two years!" the doctor exclaimed.


Anonymous kinglear said...

Now here's a thing. i was taking a pill, one of those within a little plastic capsule, the other day and having a cup of coffee at the same time. My friend was horrified.
" Don't ever do that! The hot drink melts the pill before it gets to your stomache. You should always take pills with a cold drink"
Anyone hear that before??

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