Friday, September 14, 2012

Bad joke of the day

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience changed every week so the magician performed the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows week after week and began to work out how they were done. Once he understood, he'd shout out in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "He's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but could do nothing because the parrot belonged to the captain.
One night the ship was caught in a terrible storm in the Pacific and sank. Many passengers were drowned but the magician was lucky and found a piece of wood to sit on, floating on the sea. As fate would have it, the parrot found the same safe haven. They stared at each other with hatred, not uttering a word.
This went on for a day, two days and three days. On the fourth day, the parrot could stand it no longer: "OK I give up...where's the f****** ship?"


Blogger Eurodog said...

One of my favourite jokes, WW.

12:46 pm  
Anonymous Portinari said...

OK here is worse: Heard at an inter NATO allies day and told by a German officer.
'A service cocktail party. British general in conversation with Hauptman Schmidt and his pretty wife:- So Schmidt do you and Frau Schmidt have any children? Schmidt whose English is shaky replies - Nein mein General, my wife is, how you say, unbearable. Idiot says a more senior german officer - What he means is that his wife is inconceivable. Nein nein says an even more senior german officer, what they really mean is that Frau Schmidt is totally impregnable.

11:47 am  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Lol Portinari

1:52 pm  

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