Bad joke of the day

A couple of nights ago I had a few drinks with some friends. By the end of the evening I knew I'd had far too many but still finished the session with a double margarita. Not a good idea. Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police block but because I was in a taxi they waved me through. I arrived home safely without incident, which was amazing because I've never driven a taxi before and I'm still not sure where I got it from.