Monday, March 25, 2013


"My darling, I have some news for you: you are now a WOAL!" announced my husband.
"A vole?" I replied, thinking he'd developed some sort of Sam Weller speech impediment.
No, he definitely meant WOAL. His new club allows members' WOALs to have afternoon tea with up to three guests.
What is a WOAL?
A wife or other applicable lady. I don't like the sound of it!


Anonymous kinglear said...

Oh I like that. I HATE partner. Saying " and this is my WOAL" will be marvellous! I suppose the other sex would be HOAG - husband or other applicable gentleman.

11:37 am  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

LOL KL. I suppose WOALs may invite OAGs to tea.

11:41 am  
Blogger Eurodog said...

I am not sure I like the sound of that either, WW.
Mind you, I would not want to be referred to as the plus one on invites.

1:41 pm  
Blogger janerowena said...

To what do they intend to apply you? I think I would wish to know before I went!

3:00 pm  
Anonymous kinglear said...

I suppose a WOAL could also include eg mothers sisters maiden aunts etc. I'm sure it's not supposed to, but it's definitely better than +1

7:38 am  
Anonymous Portinari said...

Well how do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? Hmm! A weasal is weasilly identified as a stoat is stoatilly different.

12:39 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Very good Portinari!

3:49 pm  

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