"My darling, I have some news for you: you are now a WOAL!" announced my husband.
"A vole?" I replied, thinking he'd developed some sort of Sam Weller speech impediment.
No, he definitely meant WOAL. His new club allows members' WOALs to have afternoon tea with up to three guests.
What is a WOAL?
A wife or other applicable lady. I don't like the sound of it!