Friday, August 30, 2013

Bad joke of the day

This guy was so lonely he decided to have a pet. He went to the pet shop and said he wanted an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box for use as its house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for it and decided he'd start off by taking his new pet to a bar for a drink.
"Would you like to come for a beer at Frank's with me?" he asked the centipede.
There was no answer. After a few minutes he asked again, "How about coming to the bar with me for a drink?"
Again there was no answer from his new pet. He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask once more, this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY YOU IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME?"
A little voice came out from the box...
"I heard you the first time. I'm putting my bloody shoes on!"


Anonymous kinglear said...

Hmmm stick to the day job dear WW!

9:58 am  
Blogger janerowena said...

Brilliant - and clean!

10:03 am  

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