Limerick of the day
There was a young fellow called Gover
Who bowled 29 wides in one over
Which had never been done
By an archdeacon's son
On a Thursday in August in Dover
posted by Whispering Walls at 6:28 am
Friday, August 02, 2013
7 Comments:
So was the Archdeacon anything to do with:- 'An Anglican vicar in
want
Of a secondhand baptismal
font
Would exchange for the same
A picture, in frame,
Of the Bishop, elect, of
Vermont.'
And then there is the young girl from Madras.
Love it Portinari!
There was a young lady who Whispered,
She was not in the very least Whiskered,
When asked once or twice
If she ever ate rice
She replied " Only with duck that's been Crispered"
Sorry....
KL!
So you want:
There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not tender & pink
As you probably think
But grey, with long ears and eats grass
Very good, Portinari!
Love it Mr.P!
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