Friday, August 02, 2013

Limerick of the day

There was a young fellow called Gover
Who bowled 29 wides in one over
Which had never been done
By an archdeacon's son
On a Thursday in August in Dover


Anonymous Portinari said...

So was the Archdeacon anything to do with:- 'An Anglican vicar in
Of a secondhand baptismal
Would exchange for the same
A picture, in frame,
Of the Bishop, elect, of
And then there is the young girl from Madras.

1:56 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Love it Portinari!

7:05 pm  
Anonymous kinglear said...

There was a young lady who Whispered,
She was not in the very least Whiskered,
When asked once or twice
If she ever ate rice
She replied " Only with duck that's been Crispered"

5:41 am  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...


8:22 am  
Anonymous Portinari said...

So you want:

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not tender & pink
As you probably think
But grey, with long ears and eats grass

9:52 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Very good, Portinari!

8:33 am  
Anonymous kinglear said...

Love it Mr.P!

5:12 pm  

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