Bad joke of the day
After living in the wilderness of Kentucky for many years, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he looked into a big mirror and, thinking that it was a portrait which looked very much like his father, he decided to buy it. One the way home he remembered that his wife Lizzy hadn't liked his father so he thought he'd hang it up in the barn.
Every morning before he went to the fields, he'd go into the barn and look at the picture. His wife became very suspicious of his visits to the barn and one day she made up her mind to go in there.she found the mirror and fumed, " So that's the ugly witch he's runnin' around with!"