Bad joke of the day
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are just about to lie down and wait for death when suddenly Luis says,
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk!"
"Si Luis, eet sure smells like bacon!"
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune and there in the distance see a tree loaded with bacon: raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, every kind of bacon.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved: eet's a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage. We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling behind him, when suddenly a machine gun opens fire and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe..go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis, mi amigo, what ees eet?"
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree. Ees, ees, ees, ees,
Ees a ham bush!"