Bad joke of the day
Two women were out walking their dogs. One had a Doberman, the other a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street the Doberman lady said, "Let's go for a drink in that bar."
Her friend replied, "We can't go in there. We've got the dogs."
Doberman said, "Just watch and do as I do."
She put on a pair of dark glasses and walked into the bar.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry lady, no pets allowed."
She replied, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
"A Doberman?" he questioned.
"Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "Ok come in."
The Chihuahua lady put on her dark glasses and followed in her friend's footsteps.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry lady, no pets allowed."
She replied, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
"A Chihuahua?" he questioned.
"A Chihuahua?" she replied. "They gave me a $@*k#n! Chihuahua?!"
posted by Whispering Walls at 10:44 am
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Comment from janerowena: I thought it was quite a good joke, and am about to inflict it on a few deserving friends to pay them back for inflicting theirs on me. Here you are;
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
Thank you JR - hope you've escaped the worst of the gales
Is it such a bad joke, WW?
Glad you like it ED!
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