Chinese song of the day

"The Four Clears and the Four Unclears"

Why hold a meeting? -- Unclear
But who sits in what seat? -- Very clear
Who brought which gifts? -- Unclear
But who brought no gift? -- Very clear
Whose work has been good? -- Unclear
But who will be promoted? -- Very clear
Who went to bed with the leader? -- Unclear
But what was done there? -- Very clear