Friday, January 28, 2011

Paraprosdokians of the day


1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
5. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
6. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
7. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
8. Hospitality: Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
9. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
10.I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

6 Comments:

Blogger Eurodog said...

Nr 10 is the one,WW.

9:20 am  
Blogger Angus said...

All so, so true.

9:52 am  
Anonymous kinglear said...

Lovely!
I like the idiot one. I have something similar - you can't negotiate with a stupid person

2:44 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

LOL ED, Angus & KL

3:06 pm  
Blogger Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Excellent.

11:09 pm  
Blogger Ellee Seymour said...

I can't add to all those truisms.

8:57 pm  

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