Thursday, July 05, 2012

Office dress code




Dear all,

Summer is actually coming to the UK soon….or so I have heard.
Well, although I do love summer, it is time to remind you a little bit about the company’s dress code.

1. Underwear is to be worn UNDER clothes – keep them hidden
2. See through tops – after six and out of the office premises
3. Shorts/mini-skirts/hot pants – Only allowed if you are under 16 years old
4. Flip flops – the havaianas ones or beach wear (rubber ones) are against health and safety policy
5. Vest tops – Sorry…too many cardiac arrests last night…it was a NHS request
Friday dress downs – Please apply the same principal with your jeans, trainers and t-shirts. Ensure your jeans – if ripped – does not show too much flesh.
Operations Manager

2 Comments:

Blogger Welshcakes Limoncello said...

I do so agree with no 1 !!

7:41 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

LOL (not in the DC sense!)

8:51 am  

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