Friday, March 28, 2014

Bad joke of the day


A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad.
Cowboy: Hey, cool dog! Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at the Indian)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Indian: (Total look of amazement)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie!

5 Comments:

Blogger Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Made me laugh, anyway!

9:36 pm  
Anonymous kinglear said...

OOPS!Touch risqué there dear WW

5:07 am  
Blogger janerowena said...

I have just finished reading 'A Carpet Ride to Khiva: Seven Years on the Silk Road'. It's a lovely book, but be prepared for some surprised donkeys if you read it!

8:26 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Greetings WL & KL!

Thank you for the recommendation JR.

4:25 pm  
Blogger Angus said...

Wonderful. Will remember that for the next rugby club dinner.

7:07 am  

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