Bad jokes of the day
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers. I couldn't find any.
There are two fish in a tank and one says, "How do you drive this thing?"