Friday, March 14, 2014

Bad jokes of the day

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers. I couldn't find any.

There are two fish in a tank and one says, "How do you drive this thing?"


Blogger Angus said...

Boom, boom !

7:19 pm  
Anonymous kinglear said...


9:26 am  
Anonymous Portinari said...

Just feel like it but this was by the great Yogi Berra - 'If you come to a fork in the road - Take it.'

11:10 am  
Blogger Eurodog said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

3:15 pm  
Blogger janerowena said...

Where can I buy that well?

10:49 pm  

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