Bad jokes of the day

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers. I couldn't find any.

There are two fish in a tank and one says, "How do you drive this thing?"