Bad joke of the day

At the Bethel Baptist Chapel in a small Welsh village last week, they had their usual husbands' marriage seminar.

The Vicar asked Dafydd Jones, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, if he would take a few minutes to share some insights on how he had managed to stay married all these years.

Dafydd replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've treated her well. I spend money on her, bought her jewellery, clothes and everything a woman could wish for. Best of all, I took her to Patagonia for our 25th anniversary."

The Vicar said, "Dai, you are an inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us, what are you planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"

Dafydd replied, "I'm going back to Patagonia to pick her up."