Bad joke of the day
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting on a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife!" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes before he came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. The FBI agents asked her what had happened.
"Well, someone had loaded the gun with blanks. But don't worry, I beat him to death with the chair!"