Friday, April 12, 2013

Vocabulary of the day


Seagull manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

Sitcom - Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage.

Sinbad - Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

Stress puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.

404 - Someone who's clueless. (From the internet error message "404 not found" meaning the requested document couldn't be located.)

Ohnosecond - That miniscule fraction of time when you realise you've made a big mistake eg you've hit "reply all."



5 Comments:

Blogger janerowena said...

Amen to the last one. The world seems to stop still. Now every member of staff at my son's school knows that I think that his school chaplain is an arse-covering liar! Luckily for me, they all thought it too, but I didn't know that at the time...

1:54 pm  
Anonymous kinglear said...

Ah yes - and of course the other one. buggersecond. That's when you realise you haven't attached whatever it was to the email you've been trying to send for half an hour

2:38 pm  
Blogger Eurodog said...

It's seems I have a lot to learn but is it worth the effort?

2:38 pm  
Blogger Winchester whisperer said...

Oh dear, JR!

LOL KL

Probably not, ED!

3:19 pm  
Blogger Angus said...

Priceless.

3:46 pm  

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