Vocabulary of the day
Seagull manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
Sitcom - Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage.
Sinbad - Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
Stress puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.
404 - Someone who's clueless. (From the internet error message "404 not found" meaning the requested document couldn't be located.)
Ohnosecond - That miniscule fraction of time when you realise you've made a big mistake eg you've hit "reply all."
posted by Whispering Walls at 8:57 am
5 Comments:
Amen to the last one. The world seems to stop still. Now every member of staff at my son's school knows that I think that his school chaplain is an arse-covering liar! Luckily for me, they all thought it too, but I didn't know that at the time...
Ah yes - and of course the other one. buggersecond. That's when you realise you haven't attached whatever it was to the email you've been trying to send for half an hour
It's seems I have a lot to learn but is it worth the effort?
Oh dear, JR!
LOL KL
Probably not, ED!
Priceless.
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