Vocabulary of the day
Seagull manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
Sitcom - Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage.
Sinbad - Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
Stress puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.
404 - Someone who's clueless. (From the internet error message "404 not found" meaning the requested document couldn't be located.)
Ohnosecond - That miniscule fraction of time when you realise you've made a big mistake eg you've hit "reply all."